Made from handcrafted terracotta and weather-resistant paint, the Zombie Gnome will brave the elements to protect your back garden from intruders. Don’t get too close!

With blood splattered face and clothes and deranged “zombied” eyes, he will look hilarious in the home or garden in his blood curdling quest for gnome brains….  Ideal for avid gardeners or even “Anti-gardeners”.

Please note, images are for illustration purposes. Only the Zombie Gnome is supplied.

• Hand painted Terracotta garden gnome for the home or garden
• Made with weather resistant paint to withstand the elements
• Features blood splattered face and clothes
• Perfect gift for the avid gardener
• Measures: 28.5 x 10 x 11.5t

The large Treat Ball is a motion sensor dispenser ideal for families and parties. It will stylishly accommodate all your favourite treats including sweets, mints, nuts and even popcorn. Simply select one of three settings – small handful, large handful, bowlful – then wave your hand/bowl under the chute to get a perfectly sized treat every time.

The large Treat Ball is also much more hygienic than lots of hands (moistened through finger licking) dipping in and out of bowls. No more snotty noses meeting grubby hands, meeting the bowl of popcorn that’s been handed around.

In red and looking just like a gumball machine, the Auto Sweet dispenser holds up to a litre of goodies and refilling is easy – simply remove the lid and pour in. It can also control portion sizes, to a certain extent, stopping the greediest of munchers scoffing the lot!

• Motion sensor bowl requies 4x AA batteries (not included)
• Dimensions: Height: 30cm x Width: 20cm Holds over 1 litre
• Please note, sweets not included

• Large Treat ball uses sensors to automatically dispense sweets through chute
• With three dispensing settings – small handful, large handful, bowl
• Holds up to 1 litre of your fave things – sweets, popcorn, nuts, mints
• Much more hygienic way of enjoying food at a party
• Battery operated in red; holds over 1 litre

It’s been a tough week. But when it comes time to unwind, you deserve the best.

The amber liquid catches the light as you swirl the Dalmore 62 gently. The unique moulded base of yourRoller Rock Glass creates a natural flowing motion, releasing the rich scents and flavours. Outstanding. With a flick of the wrist, a perfectly formed ice-sphere, glistening smoothly, rolls around the glass: cooling perfectly without diluting excessively. Taking an appreciative sip, you reflect that it’s important to take a moment occasionally to enjoy the finer things in life. After all, you’ve earned it.

That’s no moon!
It’s your silicone ice mould

Of course it’ll soon be time to return to the yacht, and board your personal helicopter to the next big meeting. But for now;Roller Rock Glass in hand, it’s time to put your feet up on the 14th Century, hand-carved Brazilian Rosewood footrest. It’s time to relax. Leaning back into the luxurious leather upholstery with a contented gurgle, you’re glad that you took a break from the epic gold-bullion space-station transfer negotiations to order your Roller Rock Glass from Firebox.com. You magnificent b*stard.

Please Note:

• We always encourages responsible enjoyment of alcohol
• Roller Rock Glass works equally well with or without alcohol
• Do not over-fill mould as your Ice Ball may end up with a small nipple, which; while fun, will detract from your overall magnificence
• Whiskey is not included
• Hand-wash only

Product Features:

• Non-tempered, high quality glass tumbler
• Unique rock shaped base creates liquid swirling motion
• Silicone ice-ball mould creates longer lasting ice spheres

Dimensions:

• Measures approximately 9cm(H) x 9cm(Ø)
• Holds approximately 235ml

The perfect device for water-skiers and wakeboarders with no friends, but loads of money

It floats!

The SOLO is fully compliant with all EPA and safety regulations and features an automatic cut-out safety system, so if you take a tumble, you’ll never be far from your personal tow. Looking like an oversize remote control speed boat, theSOLO Personal Water Ski Machine is your high-velocity ticket to enjoy some one-on-one watersports.

Can you imagine the horrors that await if the dead of London suddenly arose en masse? Dirty Den back in zombie form? The hulking gore-smeared mass of Dick Whittington and his zombie cat? It would make London even less liveable.

But this horrifying scenario has one hero who can vanquish the filthy undead cockney hordes. YOU! We need you to travel to a secret underground location in North Greenwich, where experimental things are done on dead chaps. We can’t tell you exactly where it is, but it’s in London so probably has a Starbucks within 50 feet of it.

At the bunker you’ll be briefed, trained and be given full instruction on how to tackle these pesky zombie types. You’ll then be provided with three types of weaponry to utilise against the hideous enemy. Then the Undead Response Unit (a military group combating zombies – not the metal band from Colchester) will show you techniques to destroy these re-animated rascals.

For 3.5 hours you’ll undertake missions under the watchful eye of your commanders. And you better listen to them – those things they are shouting at you could save your life. If you let your guard down even for a second, someone will be tucking into his brains like they’re a brainy Arctic Roll – and nobody wants that.

You’ll get hot, you’ll get scared, you’ll almost certainly wear a jumpsuit. But if you’ve always wanted to battle zombies just like that TV show you really like (Emmerdale) this is the experience for you. High on adrenaline, low on good skincare regimes – you will come face to face with the horrors of the living dead apocalypse and it will take all your cunning, guile and running about to defeat them and save mankind. Just use your brains. Your delicious, juicy, human brains and head to the smoke for this exhilarating, exciting one-of-a-king Zombie Battle Experience.

• Zombies have taken over a decommissioned nuclear bunker
• Fight back from your base in a zombie research facility
• Includes all ammo, training and kit
• Takes place in a top-secret London location

Now you can go one better with the Colour Changing AM/FM Mood Duck Radio. This fabulous little Ducky Radio phase through seven different relaxing colours, adding an ambience enhancing glow.

With easy to use controls the Colour Changing Floating Duck Radio really couldn’t be simpler. Twist the little fellows head to turn him on and adjust the volume, press his wing to toggle between AM and FM modes. Use his tail to tune in to your choice of station. Of course Ducky is entirely waterproof, (Just be certain the battery compartment is tightly closed!!!) and the bottom is weighted to ensure your Radio Duck remains the right way up.

Features:

• Waterproof floating duck radio
• Great fun in the bath or shower
• Covers both FM and AM bands
• Dimensions: 12 x 12 x 9 cm ( 5 x 5 x 3.5in approx)

This seemingly harmless looking mug offers a great joke to play on unsuspecting victims. When anyone raises the mug to their lips to take a drink a cheeky message on the mug’s base will be revealed as printed on the base of the mug is ‘I’m a Twat’. Everyone except the drinker will be able to see it when they take a swig. So, when it’s your turn at work to make the teas or coffees (and that may seem like all of the time), you can choose who to give the Surprise Mug to, so that everyone else can have a snigger at their expense!

The Mug prank is a slightly more sophisticated version of sticking a Kick Me! sign to your mate’s back. Particularly apt for those at work who NEVER make a round of hot beverages, yet never refuse an offer for a drink. Time to exact revenge! Will you be able to keep from laughing at them? Half the fun is not letting on!

• Plain white high quality drinking porcelain mug. with “I’m a Twat” printed on the base.
• Play a joke in your colleagues or boss – just try not let on whilst laughing.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• The mug measures approximately 12 cm x 9.5 cm x 8 cm
• Fun novelty office gift – makes a fantastic Secret Santa gift

Not only are these gloves comfy and warm (and totally touch-screen friendly), but they will wirelessly synch with your smartphone, turning your hand into a phone… that’s right. Just pull them on, press the ‘answer’ button and make the classic ‘phone hand’ shape. Now you’re talking.

Simple controls on the glove

Utilising an integrated microphone and speaker in the tips of the thumb and little finger, and a control pad on the top, you can communicate without taking your phone out of your pocket.

It’s not quite hands-free, but it still makes answering the phone supremely simple, plus you get to look like you’re having an imaginary conversation.

Talk to the hand.

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Please Note:

• Will NOT actually turn your hand into a phone, that’d make you a cyborg… which would actually be pretty rad. If you know anyone who can make you into a cyborg, let us know and we’ll totally stock their product

Product Features:

• Well, it lets you talk to your hand. Like when you were a kid
• Connects via Bluetooth
• Gloves keep your hands warm, just like normal gloves
• Touchscreen friendly material
• USB rechargeable battery
• Made in Milan, so they’re just incredibly gorgeous, darling
• Available in Black or Grey

Technical Specifications:

• Bluetooth compatible
• 95% polyacrylonitrile, 3% cotton, 2% polyester
• USB charged
• Operating range of 12 metres
• Can be dry-cleaned

Battery Requirements:

• USB rechargeable battery (included)

Dimensions:

• Available in ladies and mens sizes
• One size fits most

The Mighty BoomBall Speaker dispenses with the container altogether, meaning that it can be hung on a keyring or simply put in your pocket. Then, whenever you need to pump up the jams, you can just stick it to any nearby object and transform it into a speaker.

Twist the bottom off…

Stick to a can…

or even a firebox… box

L-R: Orange, Black, White, Green, Pink and Blue

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Vinyl Forever is a nifty little gadget that connects your record player to your PC. Just follow the step-by-step instructions. As your records play, Vinyl Forever will convert each track to an MP3 and save it to your PC (or Mac). It even has a headphone socket so you can listen in as they play.

Once your record collection has been saved to your computer, just transfer it to your iPod, MP3 player or mobile phone and enjoy your classic LPs anywhere. If only your childhood self could see you now.

All the inputs and outputs you need are on the back of this tiny device

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