Credit crunch? Pah. We’re immune from that. How are we going to prove it? We’re going a step further and holding our doors open with gold bars.
With a net weight of 1000g, this blinged up accessory is guaranteed to prop open even especially hefty doors. And if people seem to be overlooking your poignant piece of decor, you can also use it as a paper weight. Simply put a pile of spreadsheets on the boss’s desk and keep them in place with a super shiny gold bar, proving how much money you’re making for the company. Naturally.